She Shanty
To be sung by a raucous chorus of piratical women, swinging their cocktails in time to the music.
This is a song about the men I’ve known,
Let him swim away, girl, set yourself free,
I’m happy with a man, and I’m happy on my own
There’s plenty more fish in the big blue sea
One was a story that you’ve heard before
Let him swim away, girl, set yourself free,
I wanted him, but he wanted her
There’s plenty more fish in the big blue sea
Two was handsome and he had a kind of flair
Let him swim away, girl, set yourself free,
But he spent 4 hours just styling his hair
There’s plenty more fish in the big blue sea
I love my friends, and we have a lot of fun
Let him swim away, girl, set yourself free,
But Three didn’t like me seeing anyone
There’s plenty more fish in the big blue sea
Four really wasn’t good for me at all
Let him swim away, girl, set yourself free,
He thought he looked big when he made me look small
There’s plenty more fish in the big blue sea
Five thought he’d tame me and keep me at home
Let him swim away, girl, set yourself free,
But I’m a wild cat and I like to roam
There’s plenty more fish in the big blue sea
Six was the one, I was pretty sure
Let him swim away, girl, set yourself free,
But he said a smart woman made him insecure
There’s plenty more fish in the big blue sea
I told my ma and she said “Come on –
Let him swim away, girl, set yourself free,
You kiss a lot of frogs before you find the right one!”
There’s plenty more fish in the big blue sea
Let him swim away, girl, set yourself free,
There’s plenty more fish in the big blue sea!